Q: If a Witch practices on the beach, is she a Sandwich ?
Q: What's Wiccan, flies around, and makes honey?
A: The Blessed Bee!
Q: What do you say to an angry witch?
A: Ribbit
Q: What's the difference between a New Ager and a Pagan?
A: A decimal point. An item you'll pay $300 to a New Ager for, you can get from a local Pagan for $30.
Q: How do you tell a New Age witch from a NeoPagan Witch?
A: You throw them both in the water. The NeoPagan Witch will float, whereas the New Age Witch will sink under the weight of all their overpriced crystals...
Q: What happens when a Ceremonial Magician gets angry?
A: He goes Qua-ballistic
Wed Dec 16, 2009 2:47 pm